hitchhikersguidetothegalaxy:

larrycoincidences:

do you ever have a plan for the day and suddenly it’s 4pm and you’ve achieved literally nothing 

I believe Douglas Adams and John Lloyd came up with a word for this feeling. image

fefaklainer:

luhleti:

overprotective parents raise the best liars.

but seriously, i mean i don´t even do bad things and i have to lie a lot

120gb:

shuts your mouth with my mouth because damn youre gorgeous

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 
queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

queenfattyoftherollpalace:

I don’t care how many times I’ve reblogged this 

swagtron4000:

sorry sir, we don’t have the facilities for a cat scan, but we can certainly get you a lab report